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Sukuna is Peak Gap Moe. I’ll never be over this. This bastard talks tough, eats people, and kills like a woodchipper and yet…he is a poetic little sap. Getting mad over an improper haikus, the misidentification of flowers…and confessing his feelings to Gojo Satoru under several layers of wordplay no one except those well-versed in ancient Japanese would catch.
I've been over this in greater detail in Sukuna's Negative Rizz, but @tangsakura added more context in the replies to that post, making Sukuna's use of 凡夫 (bonpu) for Gojo even gayer.
In summary, 凡夫 (bonpu) can be translated as painfully ordinary or unenlightened. But in the individual kanji readings, 凡 is mediocre and 夫 is husband. You could read this as Sukuna calling Gojo his mediocre husband. And that's just the modern readings! The ancient readings...
So you can read this line from Sukuna as the following:
“You were born in an era without me and hailed as 'The Strongest'
1) And yet you turned out to be…painfully ordinary.”
2) And yet you turned out to be…unenlightened.”
3) And yet you turned out to be…a mediocre husband/wife/spouse.”
4) And yet you turned out to be…the ordinary one who could stand by my side.”
Sukuna seems to be saying these things all at once. (It’s no different than the Megumi Activities wordplay he uses with Enchain. Alt. link if the Twitter dies.) Gojo apparently makes him feel very conflicted. He’s boring, he can do better, he shouldn’t even call himself the Honored One, he’s his equal, they’re married. The irony here is that no one except Sukuna can understand this.
#cactus shut up#Also he said this live on TV and the chapter ended on ''the one who will teach you love is…''#I’m isolating this from Sukuna��s Negative Rizz because I want more people to see and understand Sukuna called Gojo his wife.#Well his girlhusband boywife spouse who is also totally mid and ordinary and the one who could stand by his side.#When the ''Sukuna is having dead wife flashbacks'' is no longer a joke.#I am once again asking. When the everloving fudge did Sukuna decide they were married.#I understand wedding ceremonies weren’t really a thing in the Heian Era. But what the hell Sukuna.#What a fudging sap. I hate him. I’m going to call him slurs.#When I say this motherfudger is Beatrice I’m serious.#He killed Gojo by making him the center of his world and expected this physics major to understand the abstract symbolism of the violence.#Sukuna doesn’t know what to do with his feelings for Gojo and he made it everyone’s problem.#Gege’s toxic doomed yaoi has me Obsessed.#sukugo#ryomen sukuna#jujutsu kaisen#jjk spoilers
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We have successfully returned from an excursion to photograph mushrooms!
#ramblies#we found a good number#my class assignment is to get a backdrop to composite myself into#and I wanted to be hiding under or standing on a mushroom#we got some pretty good options so I’ll see what the professor says#I’m pooped there was so many squats in my mushroom pursuit
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Episode 5 is infinitely funnier and infinitely sweeter when you know that the Lestat VO was Sam standing in the doorway reading his lines because he was on set even when he wasn’t scheduled in the episode because he wanted to hang out with Jacob
#he method acted dreamstat is what I’m saying#Armand: I’ve found his voice among the many#Sam standing behind them: 🧍🏼♂️#interview with the vampire
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no one asked but my headcanon of the day is that fear toxin in high enough doses absolutely makes you shit your pants. and piss yourself. sometimes both if you’re truly unlucky.
#fear can loosen the sphincter#it stands to reason that a full heavy dose of fear toxin#directly to the face?#yeah your bowels are just loose all of a sudden#there’s not enough people shitting themselves in batfamily fics is what I’m trying to say#thoughts#tw….idek what to tag this as#bruce wayne#batman#dc#batfamily#Gotham#fear toxin
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#Taylor Swift#Don’t Blame Me#Reputation#The Eras Tour#Reputation Era#Reputation Stadium Tour#Rep TV#Taylor Nation#Swifties#Miami TS The Eras Tour#Miami Night 1#Getty images#take us to church mother#when she hits the high note#you look like Taylor Swift in this light we’re loving it#I think I’ve seen this film before#I will never change. But I’ll never stay the same either.#Your on your own kid. Yeah you can face this. Your on your own kid. You always have been.#Say you’ll remember me standing in a nice dress.#I once was poison ivy but now I’m your daisy.#Flashback when you met me.#There goes the loudest woman this town has ever seen I had a marvelous time ruining everything.#I can feel the flames on my skin. Crimson red paint on my lips.#So they filled my cell with snakes I regret to say Do you believe me now? I was onto something they all said nothing.#And in the death of her Reputation she felt truly alive.#Who’s afraid of little old me? You should be.#I said remember this moment in the back of my mind the time we stood with our shaking hands the crowds in stands went wild.#I was screaming long live all the magic we made and bring on all the pretenders I’m not afraid. One day we will be remembered.#I said remember this feeling I passed the pictures around of all the years we stood there on the sidelines wishing for right now.#What if I told you I’m the Mastermind?
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when you accept that the unique things about you are the best things about you. when you fall in love w your uniqueness and become obsessed w it and reject conformity. when you think for yourself and draw your own conclusions and adore that you don’t perfectly fit into a mold. that’s when you’ll know true peace
#this sounds like an instagram infographic but hear me out#all the things i used to hide as a teen are things i am so grateful to embrace now#i’m realizing that any notable person has trailblazed their own path. that’s how they stand out.#not bc they already fit into a predetermined mold. but bc they were unique and confident about it#can’t say i’m at a 100% w my self acceptance yet but there will be FAR fewer things to talk about in therapy 🥲 and that’s a good thing#ppl rly need to take their quirks and appreciate them and LOVE them and adore them and be obsessed and feel so lucky they have them#the same old same old is boring#it just sucks that w uniqueness naturally comes backlash#and u have ppl who r nasty rude etc etc. who try to make u feel like ur the freak show for being different#but as long as u know ur truth that’s what matters. that’s all#text
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I don’t know if this is a hot take or not, but I dislike it when in modern Greek myth retellings nowadays there’s a side plot of Hera having an affair with one of Zeus’ brothers, Hades or Poseidon.
Webtoon’s Lore Olympus and Netflix’s series Kaos have both done this and I’m already tired of it.
#granted Zeus is a cheating scumbag and deserves sweet karma#but Hera also being a cheater feels off#but she’s the goddess of marriage so her cheating goes against what she stands for#that’s like Ares the god of war pushing for two feuding sides to form a peace treaty#idk how to put it into proper words#I’m just not a fan of this concept#Kaos is still a really good show#edit: cause some people are jumping to stupid conclusions NO I don’t think Zeus cheating is okay#where did I say Zeus cheating was acceptable???#random thoughts#greek mythology#Greek myth#webtoon#lore olympus#Netflix#kaos#Zeus#Hera#hades#poseidon
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Not a threat but as a scout cosplayer sometimes it strikes me how worryingly similar I am to that little bastard I literally move exactly like him
#I like to say I’m like if you took scout’s intelligence and athleticism and swapped them#but everything else stayed the same#between that and being told I have wattpad y/n vibes#and being told I stand like a deviantart oc#I don’t know what to think of it
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Noodles and Tea’s work inspired me fr
#phineas and ferb#gravity falls#perry the platypus#bill cipher#crossover#heinz doofenshmirtz#major monogram#great googly moogly#And at this one stand there was this forest service guy#and he was selling these really amazing muffins#they had Dunkleberries and EVERYTHING they looked delicious but they had nuts in them so I didn’t buy them#(I’m not allergic or anything I just think that there is a time and a place where you don’t put nuts in food#like seriously this thing was STUFFED with pecans and I was like that’s gonna ruin the flavor! Pecan…. that’s a really weird word you know#like try saying it out loud a couple times. Pecan.. peCHAAANs. Pea-can. hm. hm.#anyway)#but this guy had some other really random junk lying around so I decided to take a look and I actually found something really msyerious!#there was this book with a big ‘2’ on it and I couldn’t find the other ones so I was like hey where’s the rest of these and he was like#we already sold them off and I was like WHAT that’s so crazy#like if you’re gonna sell a set of books#WHY would you sell each one separately cuz that would really suck to just like#start in the middle of a series or get hooked and never be able to continue it#and I was pretty wary anyways cuz it looked so CRYPTIC and WEIRD#but he said he’d give it to me for 92 cents and baby that’s a STEAL#couldn’t NOT take it#I mean it sat around on my desk for months and I mainly just used it as a paperweight until one night#they stopped broadcasting America’s Got Talent on my channel and out of SPITE I decided to find a way to defy American Tradition#and read a book#….what? ohhhh you though I was gonna build an inator over this#no at the time I was already working on a Tuesday Inator that would force every Calendar in the Tri-State area to always have every day#as Tuesday so I could ALWAYS have a discount on tacos! do you know how OVERPRICED those things are when they’re not on Tuesday?
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Okay, but there were Vanyarin guards who actually drew swords with Maedhros and Maglor. There were some honest to goodness random bitches who had experienced one (1) of Beleriand’s wars and purported to know who deserved the Silmarilli. Imagine how tired you would be as Maedhros, knowing that everyone was against you for no sake in particular.
#Because anyone would stand up to them literally for no reason like what. No one would pause and say ‘maybe these guys have a point’#And I know the Vanuatu are shiny elves and maybe not that clever#But I’m disappointed the fourth kinslaying had to happen#Anyhow#silm#silmarillion#fourth kinslaying#Maedhros#maglor
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is it even a question? smash. smash again. smash both. 💜
edits: u/No_Acanthaceae_1993 and u/iEatSnow_ on reddit
#[the stars are a lie].✿#wait that wasn’t the question…?#i stand by what i said.😏#all i’m saying is he’s hella fine and lemme take that garter off his thigh with my—#genshin impact#genshin#genshin meme#genshin x reader#genshin scaramouche#genshin wanderer#scaramouche x reader#wanderer x reader#genshin edit
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Pillow talk with a vampire he blew his entire arsenal just to capture, put a collar on, and chain to a bed. [Snowfall Episode 11]
#I’m not evening kidding that’s exactly what happened#this would be fine if detective Li didn’t act like he secretly daydreams about having angry intercourse with Lao Shen in his mansion#don’t be shameless says the man who captured undressed muzzled & chained & put a collar on his obsession#snowfall#gao weiguang#I don’t even ship them but I think they should bang that does make sense? nope not at all#Shen ZhiHeng#ryan ren#cdrama edits#my gifs#vampires#stand by for the queue#Li Ying Liang#like he clearly needs a good evening to relieve his tension and anger
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Hey, so with the Loki season two finale airing in like four days, a show featuring a currently heavily implied romance between a dark haired immortal being who played a role in human history searching for his purpose and a just some blond guy—I feel like marvel has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever, three years and four days after destiel was made canon and promptly executed on live television.
#do you see the vision?#because I do and it is in like 4K#Lokius cannot be queerbait I REFUSE#just….loki and mobius standing in a room alone#after mobius finaly remembers (because he better mr fiegie I’m in your walls)#loki does some speach about searching for his purpose—finaly making things right#and the reason why he put his life on the line and became the god of storytelling to save the universe was his friends#or specifically one very important friend#and he says it#he finally says it despite all his loved ones seeming to leave—because he has already lost mobius once#he knows what that feels like and he can’t watch him leave again#and mobius just smiles and says it back#like he should#like he has wanted to for a long time#lokius#loki season 2#mobius#loki#destiel#november 5th
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would you 🥺 please draw anwen (gwens daughter) as a teenager 🥺🥺 i love her to bits
*boomer voice* is this what kids look like these days?
her and her little brother hunt aliens and solve mysteries bc they look up to their mum and were raised on stories of uncle jack, uncle owen, uncle ianto and aunty tosh !! but since they don’t live in cardiff the most mysterious things they investigate are like ‘what happened to mrs smith’s missing cat’ (gwen is very glad of this)
#I have no idea if this is what teenagers wear these days I feel like such an oap (i’m 22)#if they lived in cardiff she would be doing tiktok trends with wevils#torchwood#torchwood fanart#anwen williams#dwmmm.ask#her unnamed brother to me is called ifan harper#so it’s not exactly a harry potter epilogue style direct naming but it’s a homage to ianto and owen#but also realistically he’s probably called like aled or dafydd or gareth or something#gimme torchwood next gen sillies#kate steward child labour employer is eyeing her up for an internship#however they’re all still hiding in Iceland so she’s safe for now#uncle jack drops in occasionally and the kids go crazy for him#she’s the type of kid to punch another kid in the playground age 5 for saying something mean to someone#badass covered in plasters constantly and stands up to bullies#she takes after her mum a lot#you didn’t ask for my idea of what she’s up to but I hope you enjoy anyway
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strange behaviour from the arcane fandom when a woman that has relations with another woman goes down a darker path and people condemn her whereas if she was a man in love with another man this would be lapppped up as “toxic yaoi”. please get a grip
#i’m tired#i’m so tired#people will do anything to erase lesbians from media#not even just when i think about the treatment of mel from a vast majority of jayce / viktor shippers … weird fucking behaviour#if cait was a man and vi remained a woman nobody would bat an eye#if they were both men nobody would bat an eye#her whole arc is reference to how privileged people will fall to facism at the smallest drop of suffering#that the lower classes experience like. what are you not fucking getting#i’m trying to think of examples here but people looooove kylo ren and he takes on a sort of dictator’s role#though not in a similar fashion#it’s just tiring to read all of the time#nobody can stand nuanced female characters but everyone sits and laps up similarly or WORSE toxic male characters#get a fucking grip#tbd.#also the mel issue is separate it’s just on the brain#because apparently two men cannot have a close bond without wanting to fuck and devour each other :/#but women are always written as besties. ok#i’m#also not saying don’t ship jayvik. but you see the issue here right#a canonical lesbian relationship is thrown to be shredded#and jayvik takes favour yet again ??? MEL IS RIGHT THERE TOO ….. not that it’s any betterrrr#but you see. you get my point ???? THE CANON IS THERE. ACKNOWLEDGE ITTTTTTR
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hm !
#you know what i’m about to say !#teenager whatever the point still stands#billy hargrove#ickyspeaks
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